Ask away :)   Michelle.22. California.




No but honestly if you have an uncut dick please make sure to pull the foreskin back & clean inside that because not everyone is willing to have cheese in the menu

I like to keep it clean but a Lil smelly :) It still need to taste like Dick otherwise its just like ur sucking a fat finger lol


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i hope i randomly get super hot in the next year or two and everyone is just like “oh shit”

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Their faces, I just can’t

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If it actually started raining men I think I’d just start crying and be really terrified and not leave my house and just curl up into a ball and pretend I couldn’t hear the slamming of bodies falling upon my roof under no circumstances would I think “hallelujah” 

it’s a cold and it’s a broken hallelujah

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Gail Peck X Oliver Shaw

I still believe Gail Peck is Oliver Shaw’s firstborn.

There is no truer truth than this.

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